When I walk my daughter’s dog, we often cross a busy old shopping street. The other day, I noticed an unusual barbershop. It had a long message written on a large window facing the street. I looked at it more closely and was surprised. The English was correct, and the message was actually a good advertisement for a barbershop. I especially liked the last line that said, “You are but a few steps away from the future you.” I tried to imagine what the future me would look like after a visit to the barbershop. Then, I noticed a sign that said, “By appointment only.” Making an appointment was a hassle. I wasn’t that interested in the future me after all. (121 words)